It's Been Fun

I remember when we broke up (with Prime Time)
Saying this is it, we’ve had enough (because like)
He’s in every single green deck ever (and those)
Decks all needed a space (what?)

Then they came around and printed Gatecrash (and they)
Made a “fixed version” of Prime Time (trust me)
Remember how that lasted for a day (and then)
You cast this-I hate you
You counter it-I love you

Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
They banned green ramp again last night
Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
And this time, I’m telling you I’m telling you

We are never ever ever
Getting back together
We are never ever ever
Getting back together
You can bitch on Twitter, on forums, or SCG
But we are never ever ever
Getting back together

(Like, ever.)

I’m really going to miss him blowing up my lands (because)
He came into play on turn three (from ramp)
And I’d hide away and play with my iPad
While I lost to a ramp deck that was much more effective than mine

Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
They pissed off Spikes again last night
Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
And this time, I’m telling you I’m telling you

We are never ever ever
Getting back together
We are never ever ever
Getting back together
You should follow Imshan, Dave, Cass, Sean, and Mr. P
But we are never ever ever
Getting back together

Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh

I used to think that they’d retired the banhammer
But I’ve learned to say never say never

OK, so I woke up this morning and saw that Sylvan Primordial was banned, and I won’t lie, I felt kinda guilty.  I mean, I didn’t like the thing, and I may have complained about it a lot, but I didn’t want it banned, you know?  I think an unwieldy banned list is bad for the format, and it is a bummer when people have to take cards that they liked out of their decks, but I also recognize that the banned list is a suggestion that can be adapted within playgroups as needed, so there’s that.  Also, this is exhausting, and like, we’re never getting back together.

No!

We are never ever ever
Getting back together
We are never ever ever
Getting back together
You can be all sadface until they print a new one in M15
But we are never ever ever
Getting back together

Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
Oooooh, oh oh oh ooh
You should comment on this, and give your feedback to Mr. P
But we are never ever ever
Getting back together.

Love ya!

XO,
->Mr. P
@thingsMrPthinks

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Look at it this way: at least Sylvan Primordial called you when it dumped you.  When Mr. P dumps you, he’ll just stop calling you.