“Dear DJ,We currently have a job opening in the field of opening packs of Magic cards. We are looking for someone to fill our “Pull Elderscale Wurm Technician” position, and thought you’d be perfect for the job.In response to your original inquiry, we are sorry to inform you that we have already filled the position of “Open Cards With Actual Value Technician”.Please let us know if you’re interested, and we’ll set up an interview at your earliest convenience.Thanks very much,Wizards Of The Coast.”
*-No joke…I was a college freshman walking to class, and a Mastercard rep had a booth in the student center. He was offering a jumbo bag of M&Ms for each person signing up for a new account. I wanted a snack.
Quick…head over to Dictionary.com and look up “impulsive”. Is there a picture of me on the page somewhere?
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